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I’m a fitness instructor and personal trainer who has chosen the very catchy name for this site based on a very catchy true story:

While talking with a friend, someone whom I know and love once mentioned that I like to cook.

When asked what I liked to make, this someone said, “Things with weird ingredients, like giraffe milk.” Then she thought a moment, realized her mistake, and made the following correction: “I mean, giraffe eggs.”








I’m also a journalist and writer. For updates about my latest upcoming novel, please sign up for my newsletter, visit or check out my Martha’s Writing Blog.

One Comment
  1. Patti permalink

    Very Funny!! (Patti)

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